Tuesday, January 7, 2014

The House Cleaner

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 I was cruising through Craigs List the other day and saw this ad:

Services Offered:

Good looking young man willing to "clean houses" for lonely older women with money.  I do anything.  602-555-6969

Hmmmmm....got me to thinking.

TC has been gone a lot lately.

I really could use some "help with the house work"

So I dialed him up.

He said he would be out in an hour.


I was so excited, got all dressed up and anxiously awaited his arrival.

He showed up right on time and I could barely contain my excitement.

My breath was short, my heart racing, hands trembling.

I opened the door and there he was, in all his muscle bound, perfectly tanned, male glory. He was looking just as good, if not better than he did in his picture.

He takes note of my attire and his eyes lit up.

"Ooooh , some one wants to take the cowboy for a ride!" gyrating his hips in time to his words.

(think Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise)
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You can imagine his surprise when I handed him the mop and the broom.

"I'm headed to the barn to go ride my horse, you've got 2 hours, don't forget to get the dog slobber off the sliding glass window. Check is on the counter, be done and gone by time I get back." As I raced out the door to the barn.


After all, I am a woman with priorities and it's not every day I get to go ride while someone else does my housework for me!


13 comments:

  1. Ooh damn girl, you had me going!!! :) If only...

    and yes, wasn't Brad Pitt in that movie so sexy!? I remember thinking (and exclaiming) WHO IS THAT!!??

    I predicted he would be a star.

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    1. Me too!

      Wanna know the really sad part? There really was an ad that was worded that way. No picture though. :(

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  3. Dayum! Talk about eye candy... Can I come watch him work???? Lol why did I do such a good job cleaning the house before I left?

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    2. um...you are starting to repeat yourself. yes of course you can watch! lol

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  6. Hahah! Wonder if he shovels snow too? Would be fun to pull a trick like that lol

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  7. Too funny, but then of course you might have to come in and let him warm himself by the fire.

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  8. I have no idea what happened there. My bad.

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    1. No "bad" to it. sometimes it is just a computer glich. It actually was cute and kind of added to the story! :-)

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