Out of Office Reply

I will be out of the office for an undisclosed amount of time.
I watched the national news this morning and they told me to stay in my home and not go to work.
If you need me I will be holed up in my basement with a bottle of Peach Schnapps and my trusty Colt .45
If you would care to join me, you are certainly welcome.
Just knock 3 times and say the password.
Please byob as I plan on drinking all of mine.
Thank you.
That is all.

ps.  Password : "Johnnydeppdancesnakedonfridays"

pss. I forgot to bring snacks so if you wanted to grab some on the way here, that would be great.

psss. If you bring snacks I will share my bottle.