Yes yes, that would be me. Among the officially employed.
You are now speaking to the new store manager of the "Sh@&&#%$" (Ranch Supply Store) for my area.
Well, no there isn't actually a location of that particular chain in my area yet.
So I am temporarily filling in as a part time cashier.....at a different location a bit further away.
But hey, it is just a matter of time before they realize how awesome I am, and open a location close to home just for me to manage.
I start my training today.
I can only assume that this is the place where God wants me, because not one single other company that I applied at has called, emailed, or sent up smoke signals.
Can you say "Employee discounts"?????
(AKA: paychecks spent before I ever get them)
Now it is time to go clean pony pens, and dog poo, and vacuum up the dog hair that seems to multiply worse than rabbits.
Take care everyone.